So it all started here: http://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/
As you can imagine, the site simply tells you how many people are in space…right now. On the site was a link to a video of the docking at the ISS this morning, the video was posted on YouTube by RussiaToday, which I gather is some kind of English-speaking Russian media outlet. There was also a related video from RussiaToday about India having female soldiers serving on the India-Pakistan border. The comments section was, predictably, full of an Indian guy and a Pakistani guy shouting at each other about the relative electrical output of each nations powergrid:
Pakistan Guy: Yes but our Nukes are ranked #7 in world and i don’t think that India even is on the list of “high ranking nuke holders”.
India Guy: Maybe you don’t like the fact that the Indian army now ranked # 4 in the world feels that Women can handle the Pakistan border because Pakistan is ranked #15.
Pakistan Guy: We have more hydrogen bombs than you have phosphorus. We have the latest tech of nukes which is equal to yours so don’t under estimate us
India Guy: Lol are u serious? our blast was 250 kilo tonnes, we have a Hydrogen bomb, and u dont. Our nukes number in the 500 and our range can go up to 18,000. How about u? 2000?
Pakistan Guy: Oh sorry us pakis are too busy developing nukes to waste our time on your stupid accusations.
India Guy: LLOLLOLOLL! THAT MADE ME FUCKNIG LAUGH! WOW! Where does it say u have hydrogen bombs! U only have plutonium based. We have more plutonium to make around 1800 nukes. we already have 500. And i didnt say u should put down nukes. but the truth it pakis cant build shit. U fuckers can barely power ur country, while we put out the 3rd most amout of energy. Suck my dick.
I’m reminded of Kazakhstan’s supposed national anthem from Borat:
“…all other countries have inferior potassium…”
20/10/2009 at 7:33 am Permalink
I get all my potassium from Kazakhstan.